Mind Of Asian- Akai Hana

Mind of Asian is fucking sick. Period. No fucking question. This is the EP before the "LP" I posted the link to earlier this month. This is better, in my opinion, but hey. Don't matter.

I can't really stop listening to one track in particular, called "No Border." Listen to it and you can find out why. Hopefully sometime soon I can afford to get a vinyl ripper, so I can post their Split with Straight Edge Kegger.

If you like ANY Japanese hardcore, you should give this one a try. And anything by them.

TRACK LIST:

1. Trip Brace My Energies
2. No Border
3. Japan is Rotten
4. [Japanese Title]
5. Life
6. One Own Way

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?celmoi3fx9m

assholeparade- Embers

assholeparade is one hell of a band. This is one of their more recent releases, and it fuckin' floors. I love this album.

If you haven't listened to assholeparade before, I suggest you download the link RIGHT NOW. I mean it.


Track List:

1. Shroom Thrash
2. Biometric Verification
3. Embers
4. Congested Optics
5. Scuba Diving and Politics don't Mix
6. Nailed to the Xbox
7. Closure Bugs
8. Checklist Life
9. Failed to Mention
10. The Uncomfortable Goodbye
11. 10 Items or Less
12. Soldiers 3- The Final Chapter
13. Pasq Doan
14. The Cash-in of The Christ
15. Re-throned Emperor
16. Quarterpipe AKA Fresh off the Slopes
17. Too Much Tragedy
18. Hogtowne Anthem
19. Modern Problems
20. Thaw (Cold World)
21. Still Love Me Moms

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?ebel1jjeots

Duke Nukem Forever 2007 Demo

Duke Nukem Forever is one of the better bands playing powerviolence today. A little like Charles Bronson, but not quite; a nice touch of thrash, too. Good stuff, holmes. I'll keep this one short, because I don't know much else about this band, other than there's a supposed split coming out between them and WPI (We Play Instruments).There's a lot of nice sound clips, too, from Jumanji to Dennis the Menace. ENJOY.


Track List:
1. Intro
2. Mr. Hands is a Whore(se)
3. Blow Job Hand Job Combo
4. Retard Strong
5. L.A.R.D.
6. I Feel a Lump
7. Balls Deep
8. Martyr Complex
9. New Era
10. Outro (LA Meltdown)

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?1mnmtfytxte

Ed Kemper Trio

I found out about the Ed KEmper Trio through a movie I got from Crucial Blast Called "People Will Eat Anything." It was a documentary about the underground music scene in Montgomery. There was a whole slew of good bands covered on it, from Spiders and Flies to Supreme Dispassion, to Weak Music For Thomas to the jam/improv/junkyard noise of Liquid Brick, and of course, The Ed Kemper Trio.

Now, the Ed Kemper Trio's music is definately different, but not altogether foreign. At times they remind me of AC/DC, and at times they remind me of Sonic Youth. This is one bizarre indie/punk/rock/experimental band.

One really cool fact about the Montgomery scene of that time was that every single band had a completely different sound. Not a single one sounded alike, even ones that shared members with other bands. That's really something, seeing as most bands nowadays fucking SUCK. Generic, untalented, watered down, etc. To every one of you "punk" bands out there:

USING POWER CHORDS DOESN'T MEAN IT'S PUNK!

I don't think these guys even consider using power chords. Everything sounds abstract and dissonant, yet really blissful. Whoo. My favorite track on here is hands down "How to Escape from Killer Bees," although I'm a little sad that I can't find the album with the song "My Pants on Fire" anywhere. Help out if you can. For now, enjoy this tasty record.

Track List:

1. Killed for This
2. Spells Devil Backwards
3. What's New, No. 2?
4. Scatter
5. Even Burns Underwater
6. And Here's Why
7. A Blow To the Head
8. Pain in Sound Experiment
9. Why Death Works
10. My Least Favorite Part
11. Liquid Flesh
12. Hard and Black
13. Bleeding Strategy
14. How to Escape from Killer Bees
15. Agitate to the Top
16. Little Pink Pencil
17. The Catastrophe Event

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?ejdzzvtqmxm

Surf Nazis Must Die

Some of the best hardcore thrash stuff ever. These guys put everything they have into their music, and it comes out great. I know virtually nothing about this band, other than this record is called "Anti Everything EP," and I really don't care.

I love the vocals on this. The guy's voice keeps cracking, and it's great. It doesn't sound completely retarded, either. It's really screechy, so it might get kinda annoying, but hey. I don't care.

I really can't understand the lyrics, but every now and then there's this "sieg heil" thing, and the first song counts off in German. Now, if I were "un-hip" I would think this was nazi worship. hahahaha. What a joke. If you even come close to thinking that, then you have no sense of humor. Loosen up, rex. Jeez.

Besides sporting one of the best names in EVER, these guys rip without over distorting things. This sounds like a thrashy 80s hardcore thing, but better quality. I can't really compare them to any other bands, though. For music of this sort, these guys keep it interesting enough so you can't say "dude, these guys totally ripped off D.R.I." or some shit like that. I can't really say that I have a favorite track off of this album. But if I had to choose, it would be "Emo Kids Blown to Shit" just because of the title. Fucking emo kids...always...being emo.

Track List:

1. I am Angry
2. Emo Kids Blown to Shit
3. Jimmy
4. No One Likes Me
5. Theme Song
6. I'm not Anti-Girls, Girls are Anti-Me
7. Worthless Sunday
8. The Clan

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?5jo9woyx0oz

Faeries!

The Faeires are this weird sort of art-damaged powerviolence, only with this indie approach that's kind of fucked up. It came in this 7" booklet type thing, with this little cd nipple on the inside of the back cover. In the booklet was some of the most screwed up child-like drawings I've ever seen, and It's all done in this comic-book style. If I had a working scanner, I'd put it up here.

Maybe I Still will...

So until then, just deal with the music. Give this band a try, with songs like "Money is the Shit of God (Bathe in God's Shit)" and "Rape Elvis' Skeleton" you at least have to listen.

Oh, yeah. And the first track wouldn't Convert or something weird, so that's in Mp4 format. Sorry. Convert it yourself, or deal with it. And, on top of everything, this comes with the 5 song demo, which although are a lot rougher, sound very good, especially for lo-fi self recorded material (this is just a guess.)

TRACK LIST:

1. Federal Agents Are Entering The Compound And The Faeries Are Returning Fire
2. Yr Milk is my Poison
3. Money is the Shit of God (Bathe in God's Shit)
4. Death to the Liars in the Idiot Box
5. Rape Elvis' Skeleton
6. Shank Race
7. Arterial Spray
8. Thugs And Murderers
9. The Great Seal
10. Hive Mind/Sex Slave
11. Sweet Govinda
12. Fletcher
13. Molech (The Great Owl)
14. Manifest Destiny Intestinal Cramp (Demo)
15. My Dripping Cunt (Demo)
16. Rape Elvis' Skeleton (Demo)
17. Money is the Shit of God (Demo)
18. Thugs and Murderers (Demo)


http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?7i5kjh5c2d2

Mind Of Asian

Found this a little while ago...

It's Mind of Asian's "Chinmoku No Kiri No Naka" Released on Sound Pollution sometime in 2006. Pretty Damn good Record, if I do say so myself. I Really like this one, especially since it's an all girl thrash band from Japan. Never a Dull moment, that's for sure. Now get it.

http://www.mediafire.com/?3jjinwiqzjm

HELLO!

As this is my first blog post, I'll say hello to all of you. I'll be trying to put up all various kinds of music and shit, from Melt Banana to Charles Bronson, to The Judas Iscariot and maybe some Frank Zappa as well. I like all kinds of stuff, and I like sharing it too. Woot.

So...

When I get situated, I'll get to it. Look forward to Some Faeries, some Massick, and anything else I can Think of...